Dear fancy/sports car driver/owner
I understand that your expensive car comes with a powerful engine, great traction, amazing brakes. However, when you are trying to show off your car’s great capabilities to the rest of us by changing lanes at will and trying to squeeze in tight spots while cutting me off, you forget that unlike your car, my car or the car in front of you doesn’t have those powerful engines, amazing breaks, or great traction. So, you see even if your car can go from 0 to 100 mph and vice-versa in whatever seconds, my car or car in front of you can’t do that. Hence, there is a great chance that you will be in an accident and worse, you will hurt people like us when you have that accident.
And if by some miracle I am not hurt, I promise you I will cause you a lot more pain than those scratches on your car. Trust me on that.
Sincerely yours,
Me
That could have been a letter written on my behalf too. I hate these drivers. I have a code for them: wank-alert (Sorry for the language!)
ReplyDelete@ PB: Love the term. That's what I will call them from here on: Wanks!
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