One-liners

I was searching for an old email when found this forwarded mail. Thought I will share...

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

Marriage is just a matter of give and take.
You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

My wife and I always compromise.
I admit I'm wrong, and she agree with me.

Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times;
always with the same person.

You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

Saving is the best thing;
especially when your parents have done it for you.

Wise men talk because they have something to say.
Fools talk because they have to say something.